You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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