i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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