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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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