So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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