i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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