Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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