a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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