you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Swine flu is the new snow day.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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