Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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