This girl is more easily done than said...
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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