i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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