Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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