After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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