so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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