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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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