hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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