I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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