What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You were trust falling into bushes
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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