I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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