i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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