if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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