it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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