I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
