I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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