i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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