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i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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