Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
