If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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