I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
bring money and cleavage
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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