And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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