PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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