my vag is so smooth its legendary
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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