well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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