he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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