shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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