You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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