im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
