remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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