I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize