She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
