At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Randomize