We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
what day is it and did you see me today?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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