come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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