I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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