got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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