am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm passing your future prison.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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