Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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