Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
