Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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