Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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