escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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