every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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