getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I need a burrito and a hug.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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