Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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