So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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